Kingdom of Loathing

1: An Adventurer is You! 2: A Sauceror (and he's brewing up rings...) 3: A Turtle Tamer (his turtle's doing tricks, but if you take out his heart he just starts into his death throes...) 4: The Seal Clubber's fishing (yes - that's a club - not a n ice-cream) - careful of that club - looks dangerous... What's with the crazy fish? 5: That kid bullied the Pastamancer in school...only you can help the Pastmancer blow him to smithereens with his super pasta spoon (which still has pasta stuck in it... 6: A Disco Bandit dances to the Music of an Accordion Thief 7: The Cocoabo 8: The Ghost of the English Language is very confused - but his power of replenishing wounds still works (sort of) so he could be hard to kill... 9: "A Bypass Replacing the town tracks? Who told the Council They Could Do that? Somebody stop The Roadworks!!!" 10: The Naughty Sorceress 11: Oh dear...it appears the Naughty Sorceress is not dead yet - that's her on the floor - the smoke is her changing into her true form... oh s...ugar 12: The Naughty Sorceress' true form - how to kill her though? Lucky for us, her tentacles are acting up today. 13: She's still not dead - you need the wand to kill her... (some how you need to get her out from behind that smoke too... 14: Can you get all the rings before the Wand of Nagamar blows up her true true form - a sausage? 15: Your adventure in the Kingdom of Loathing is complete, Adventurer.